+278 A democrat on Halloween: "Look at all the candy you have! I'm going to take half and give it to the kids to lazy to trick or treat for themselves", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Socialism for the lose

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To counter... Republican on Halloween: "Look at all the candy I have! I'm going to convince as many people as I can to trust me with their candy, and then I'll just eat it and get fat instead!" And btw, Democracy is NOT the same as Socialism.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, Republicans put candy on the roof and let it trickle down.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ugh, hello? They went and got their own damn candy! It's not everyone else's just because they didn't! How about we take half the money if your bank account and give it to those too lazy to work!?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

haha you are my hero!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thank you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

socialism and democracy are two different things if you said since there are more lazy kids who voted the candy be theirs...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I usually hate posts about politics, but this one actually got a chuckle out of me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

republican on thanksgiving "Look at all this food I have, to bad you're starving homeless man but I'm hungry."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You fail at comebacks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um... isn't that pretty much how everyone is on Thanksgiving? My family, at least, has never given any of OUR meal to the homeless...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know plenty of people who donate their food and even their time to others on thanksgiving and other holidays.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow this is dumb. Republicans suck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

agreed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know that this is a shot at people on welfare. But the fact is that a lot of people can't help that they're on welfare. Jobs are hard to come by now a days and it's especially when someone has children.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, socialism is bad because it CAUSED the 11 trillion in debt. That's what happens when the government gets involved with businesses and tries to fix things. Anyways, loved the post!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A Republican on Halloween: Oh you want FREE candy, huh? This ain't no handout. I put the candy on the roof, if you want it you can climb up and earn it, or wait for it to "trickle down."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Democrat: Oh, you can't go trick or treating because you live in a dangerous neighborhood and your parents are currently being underpaid or are unemployed, and your schools don't have funding, and you don't have health care, and you were born with a disadvantage and there's nothing you can do about it? I would give you more candy, but Republicans are unable to compromise and say "yes" to anything so we're got some massive gridlock. Sorry!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ron Paul on Halloween: "It is unconstitutional for the government to tell you what to do with your candy."

by Anonymous 12 years ago