+417 When there are tornado warnings in the area surrounding Dallas Cowboy stadium, everybody goes there because there will NEVER be risk of a touchdown there, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NICE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WIN.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fortunately, you are correct. HA.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Detroit Lions*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A little boy was in divorce court. The judge asked him, "Do you want to go live with your mommy?" The little boy replied, "No, she beats me." "Well, do you want to live with your daddy?" "No, he beats me even more." The judge, getting frustrated, asked "Well, who do you want to live with?" "The Cowboys, they never beat anybody."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You, sir, win the Internet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago