+1,077 *Logs onto FaceBook and reads* 5 song lyrics, 2 people telling what they're doing right then at that very moment, 3 stupid pictures of food or funny faces, 4 attempts at a witty remark, 1 truly funny witty remark, and a person who likes 75 pages. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Favourite

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You forgot Da Gurlz datttt typeee lyk thiss <3 <333

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aNd OtHeRs ThAt TyPe LiKe ThIs :))))))))))

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's not forget those lovely passive-aggressive "I can't believe he's/she's/you've/they've done this." statuses and the "I'm so upset, but I don't wanna talk about it." things.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha, i was about to put this (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the Jesus posts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You forgot the whole Why wassup? thing...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I despise the "why wassup?" thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And "Truth is..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the girls who posts thousands of the same picture, them just standing in an awkward pose...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget the people who like their own statuses. Or the girl whose statuses are something along these lines: "I don’t feel good, I wish tomorrow was here, my baby, my bf, my blah, blah, blah." YOU MAKE YOUR LIFE SUCK!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

& yet Facebook is still a favorite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or the whole, "I'm taking a picture where people pee! I'm a major tool, but you already know that from the fact I think that this is cool!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aw man, you shouldve organized it like the "12 days of christmas." You forgot the club promoters who talk about HOW AWESOME TONIGHT IS GONNA BE AT CLUB BRAIN DEAD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the one person that the only thing they post in facebook is music videos and like them

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the Farmville Fanatics...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SO.MANY.SONG LYRICS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(:)): At least the Airplanes trend has died down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or the RIP people!! *Mom die*, *cries for 10 mins.* "Ohhh, let me update my FB status!" RIP Mommy, I'll really miss you! Or my friend's cousin friend just died, RIP!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, but what about ones like this?: 11/24/10 ♥<3<3<3♥♥<3 I LUV YOU BBY SO MUCH WE GON BE 2GETHA 4EVA. UR MY LIFEEEEEE BABE LUV YOU SO MUCHHHHH. LUV YOU FOREVA&&EVA. 1 week later: boys are so fuckin stupid. u gotta win my respect&&my luv boy if wer guna be together forever. dont text. [pissed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1 week later: I luvv u baby<3 I jst kno u're tha 1!!!<3333

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The best thing is when you see this, and then not even five minutes later: Insertpersonhere is now single.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

& the random 'inbox me a question & i'll answer in my status'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I LOVE YOU MAM!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MAM? I LOVE YOU TOO???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or douchebag guys that update their status as "lick me like a lollypop nd ill like u like a lollypop babe " -_- or girls that just constantly complain over stupid shit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

don't forget the people who picnik EVERY single one of their photos and add sayins like "ima holdd yuhh dowwn.<3"

by Anonymous 13 years ago