Do you want to know why Adam came first and Eve was made from his rib? It's because ribs are meant to protect the stomach, and a woman's sole purpose in life is to make sure a man's stomach is always perfectly fine. Amirite?

-299 Do you want to know why Adam came first and Eve was made from his rib? It's because ribs are meant to protect the stomach, and a woman's sole purpose in life is to make sure a man's stomach is always perfectly fine. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You might want to know that the ribs protect the lungs and heart, not the stomach.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The ribs do cover a portion of the stomach.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes ribs don't even get near the symach unless it is so fat it has grown big enough to rise above. Not likely as gravity always pulls fat down.

by Anonymous 7 years ago

...this is so ridiculous that it's quite amusing. xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, for the record i dont agree with any of that, i just found it humorous

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love how your user name is "Society".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAAA!! That's not even relevant! I find it quite amusing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Natural Selection was made for people like you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

See if this ended with, because the ribs protect the heart as a woman should protect her man's heart, that'd be sweet. Hallmark disgustingly cutesy, but sweet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uh.. She was made from sand..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, Adam was made from sand, Eve was made from his rib.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its funny that the reason she was taken from the ribs is like the exact opposite. I mean, i know its a joke and stuff, but i just find it amusing ^-^

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If I do recall, she was actually taken from one of the ribs closest to the heart....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some people need to get a sense of humor, this is awesome

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This makes me giggle. It epic fails in a cute and almost charming way xD Good job trollin'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ohhh I see.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ribs dont cover the stomach, dipshit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he made man first so that he can use it as a rough draft and then create his masterpiece known as women

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Men need to take care of themselves. Mommy isn't around forever.

by Anonymous 7 years ago