You're not crying because you're cutting the onion... You're crying because the onion telepathically sends you insults while you cut it to punish you. amirite?

+640 You're not crying because you're cutting the onion... You're crying because the onion telepathically sends you insults while you cut it to punish you. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, I was crying because I heard it's cries of pain...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry! I promise you'll be in a good taco! Oh good god the cries pain... MAKE THEM STOP!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now I have to worry about my onions being into sadism and masochism.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"YUR PATHETIC! YOU SMELL BAD! IF YOU WERE AN ONION YOU'D ROT IN THE BASKET AT THE SUPERMARKET, YOU PITIFUL MANIAC! YUR SO STUPID AND NOBODY LIKES YOU!" I'm bad at insults.

by Anonymous 13 years ago