+666 Can you imagine the first woman who got pregnant how scared she was? "OMFG THERE'S A CREATURE COMING OUT OF MY VAGINA!", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

prooobably didn't have the word vagina back then just sayin :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok mr. smartass, how about "OMFG THERE'S A CREATURE COMING OUT OF THIS LITTLE HOLE I PEE OUT OF!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They probably didn't have the word "pee," either.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ono "OMFG THERE'S A CREATURE COMING OUT OF THE HOLE THAT YELLOW STUFF COMES OUT OFF!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or "yellow"...or "creature."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ooog! Muk tuk venni! Pu cin!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... "OMFG THERE'S A THING WITH A BODY COMING OUT OF THAT HOLE THAT THIS WEIRD STUFF COMES OUT OF"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha smartass still has "smart" in it :) so i take that as a compliment

by Anonymous 13 years ago

anon fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wasnt trying to stay anonymous. i didnt think anybody would actually respond lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't pee out of your vagina. Anatomy fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No shit. Holy... Scary that people don't know this. The birth canal and our bladders are completely separate. C'mon now, common sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no shit i didn't know that i'm a guy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You do know that babies don't come out of the same hole as pee, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, yes i do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not to mention the whole inflating thing...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm thinking the first "woman" had animal-like instincts... and, y'know, kinda knew what was going on...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Somehow I think she'd be kinda preoccupied with the pain.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the first woman, as in... eve?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, we all know Eve deserved it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, something had to go in first before something could come out...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the primates before humans had the same process.. as do most animals.

by Anonymous 13 years ago