So there's a doctor and his patient, the doctor says to the patient, "You're going to have to stop masturbating." The patients responds, "Why?" The doctor then answers, "Because I'm trying to examine you!", amirite?

+305 So there's a doctor and his patient, the doctor says to the patient, "You're going to have to stop masturbating." The patients responds, "Why?" The doctor then answers, "Because I'm trying to examine you!", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How am I supposed to agree or disagree with this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if it's funny

if it sucks

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's why there's a joke section. For jokes. YYA if you like it. NW if you don't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not saying Marshall is a guy who likes pizza, but last time he went in for a physical the doctor says, "Marshall, you gotta stop eating pizza!", Marshall says, "why?", Doc says, "so I can examine you!". But seriously, we kid because we love."- Barney Stinson

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OHHH I had to read it like five times to get the joke...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's kind of sad that the original of this post didn't make the homepage but this did...

by Anonymous 13 years ago