There should be a world masturbation day, amirite?

Don't tell the church!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who said we're telling them?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't even need to create that, it already is everyday!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lets fill an empty pool to the brim and swim in the white clouds. happy masturbation day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Talk about awkward. Don't even think about texting your friends. "So...What are you doi....nevermind"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol. Just think of the news' headlines..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Palm Sunday

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is that why you wanna finger me?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, that's why.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All the No Wayers just don't know how.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe we could give them crash courses about the practical skills required?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be awesome!! Kids could get a day off of school and it would support abstinence!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think that will be coming anytime soon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol cumming anytime soone

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Precisely...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dunno... the world's screwed itself up enough already

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just to know that you're grandma's masturbating... Dude that's sooo disturbing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, who even thinks whether his grandma masturbating or not?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's my point. World Masturbation Day answers that for you. :l

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes but maybe we should ignore those thoughts and say to ourselves, that hot chick/guy is probably masturbating right now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wouldn't it just be more efficient to have a world sex day? I mean, you achieve basically the same ends but at least this way you don't have the awkwardness of just doing it on your own. And instead of everyone trying to find a private place to do it, we could all just pair off and share each place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree but then it would defeat the purpose since it would no more be 'world masturbation day'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dildo and Vaseline sales will be through the roof!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha.. I'm sure they would ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This actually exists. International Masturbation Day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Yep.): Cool! What day is it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago