Santa Is supposed to be fat. He's jolly. Plus, he needs insulation while he's flying around at 5000 feet. A thin Santa is just a stupid idea, amirite?

+443 Santa Is supposed to be fat. He's jolly. Plus, he needs insulation while he's flying around at 5000 feet. A thin Santa is just a stupid idea, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Plus, in all the stories, especially the classics, he's depicted as fat, and if not fat, chubby.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

eat, papa, eat! nobody likes a skinny santa! if only we listened to Mrs. Clause.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

His belly shakes like a bowl full of Jelly! How can he be skinny?

by Anonymous 13 years ago