+930 If they had internet at Hogwarts, imagine what Harry's Google searches must have been like: 'What is the Chamber of Secrets?', 'What is a Horcrux and how do you destroy them?', 'Who is the heir of Slytherin?' and 'If the headmaster summons me to his office for a "private session", is he gay?', amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"How to cheer up a half-giant when his pet acromantula dies" :D ...I fail at these kind of things. I'm sorry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"private sessions" hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How to ask a girl to the Yule ball lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do i open this bloody egg without going deaf

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where exactly is the hidden swimming pool?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What the hell is a hufflepuff?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

damn too late!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbprAKGAg8U

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel like if the Wizarding world had Google, there would definitely be information on Horcruxes online.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow dumbledore was gay not a pedophile! he loved grindlewald! he wasn't using harry as eye candy!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whatever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When does the OP say he was a pedophile?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well considering the fact that harry was underage throughout the series...if dumbledore was indeed attracted to harry that would have been considered pedophilesque ... "'If the headmaster summons me to his office for a "private session", is he gay?'," Harry had no reason to believe that dumbledore was attracted to him...he knows he has private meetings with him because hes the "Chosen One"......Rowling herself stated "He lost his moral compass completely when he fell in love and I think subsequently became very mistrustful of his own judgement in those matters so became quite asexual. He led a celibate and a bookish life."[13]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@826994 (zippidy_doo_dah): It was a joke...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how about who is nicholas flamel?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"101 ways to annoy your potions professor"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Who is R.A.B.??"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If they had internet at Hogwarts, would Harry be following Voldemort on foursquare?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No way. Voldemort has Twitter, duh. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like this girl, but Lord Voldemort killed her boyfriend recently... Is it too soon to ask her out?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats what kgb is for

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha i think all 7 years would be combined into a week.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually when JK Rowling wrote drafted these books in the early 90s...internet was not super popular...thats why she never came up with a magical device/spell/charm that wizards use in the place of internet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok...good to know...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even when the series ended internet wasn't very popular, timeline wise, not the physical year it came out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean 1998? (time of voldemort death)? ya i think it was just sorta gaining popularity around that time...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Harry: "How to Defeat Voldemort for Dummies" Ron: "How to get your obsessive girlfriend to dump you?"(Lavender) Hermione: "Top 10 Ways To Receive "O"s on your O.W.L.s"

by Anonymous 13 years ago