New phone: "Hey, can I use your phone?", "sure...make sure your hands are clean, and don't leave finger marks!". 3 months later: "Hey can I use your phone to eat ice-cream with?", "sure" *chucks phone*, amirite?

+391 New phone: "Hey, can I use your phone?", "sure...make sure your hands are clean, and don't leave finger marks!". 3 months later: "Hey can I use your phone to eat ice-cream with?", "sure" *chucks phone*, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No phone: "Hey, can I borrow your phone?" "Here's 50 cents, there's a pay phone in that dark alley." ......and I never saw him again.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How exactly do you use a phone to eat ice cream?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

With the new IScream4IceCream app. Free from the AppStore!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Isn't there a similar relationship with new born babies?

by Anonymous 12 years ago