+577 If a flight attendant asked "Can anyone here fly a plane?", and nobody volunteered, I would. I mean, what the hell, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you live, you get tried for impersonating a pilot. If you die, well, nothing happens. No one was there to report the crash. So, it's sort of a lose-lose. But it'd be awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you live they'd probably be more focused on the story of an every day guy risking his life and successfully bringing innocent passengers to safety in an emergency. They'd call you a hero.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. It's even much more impressing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Quote from Nathan Fillion's twitter perhaps?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if they ask what kind of plane, just say you've flown them all in Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did anyone else think of the movie Airplane?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought of Soul Plane...

by Anonymous 13 years ago