All these people saying no way are stupid. A trillion dollars? Shit I'd have sex with anyone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IKR

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even you... ;D Woo creeper status!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A trillion dollars can save a whole buttload of people world wide and make it so myself and everyone I love would never have to stress about money ever again. I could give away a billion dollars to a hundred random people on the street and still be by far the richest person in the world. I think that's worth some incredible amounts of awkwardness and being unable to look my mother in the eye for the rest of my life. :l

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A trillion dollars can't erase the emotional and mental scars that having sex with your mom would bring.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But you could afford the best therapist in the world, and plenty of alcohol and drugs to numb the pain...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then I wouldn't be sober enough to enjoy a trillion dollars.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pfft. You don't need to be sober to enjoy a trillion dollars. Eventually you'd forget, then you could buy your weight in ice cream or something.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Person 1: where'd you get all that ice cream? Person 2: I screwed my mom.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless you're extremely extremely large, you can get that much ice cream. You can definitely get that much with three trillion dollars.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Honestly, though? Who on earth would be giving away their money in response to an act like that? Like, where is this trillion dollars coming from?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They developed a new system so they could print out as much money as they needed provided it was only used for something the government had a say in. Totally dumb and un-true, but go with it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's irrelevent to the idea of the post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, yeah, completely, but that doesn't mean I still wonder about it. That's why I can never take hypothetical situations like that seriously, because who would pay some random person a trillion dollars to fuck their mom? I mean, a couple hundred bucks I get, but a TRILLION?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I see what you're saying.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People would be all, "Hey man, where'd you get all that money?" And you'd be all, "Oh, I fucked my mom."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Money isn't quite that valuable to me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I did it more than once could I get a trillion dollars each time?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You worry me

by Anonymous 12 years ago