+377 If you wake up on Christmas morning with a weird taste in your mouth just remember that Santa only cums once a year. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i saw this one before...but im not blaming you, there are only so many jokes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you see it today ? Beecause if you did that was me who posted it. It got like halfway down the page with only a couple votes so I deleted it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nah, about a week ago. i'm sure i've been a repeter too, it's hard to know who has said what

by Anonymous 13 years ago

repeater*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aah. Okay, I searched buut didn't find any. Sorry about the repost

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is kind of disturbing...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then, after that, just remember that your parents are Santa :|

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You just made it so much worse....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Makes me think of Bo Burnham...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bo Burnham "Rehab Center for Fictional Characters" "She used to please me every night then she made it clear, that santa's only supposed to cum once a year...(fuckin bitch). Now I buy whores, rock and roll, and I stuff their stockings with my north pole"

by Anonymous 13 years ago