If you found a magic lamp, the three wishes you would wish for is 1) a small stick. 2) for the genie to shove it up his butt hole. 3) then you would say " I'll turn that into trident if you don't give me 100 more wishes, amirite?

+399 If you found a magic lamp, the three wishes you would wish for is 1) a small stick. 2) for the genie to shove it up his butt hole. 3) then you would say " I'll turn that into trident if you don't give me 100 more wishes, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Naa mate. I would say ' i wish for infinite wishes' and if the genie said no i would wish for him to let me have infinite wishes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why a small stick? I would say a chainsaw.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd wish to be seductive. Then I'd wish for the genie to have sex with me. While he was having an orgasm, I'd wish for an infinite amount of wishes, and he'd scream, "YES!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

genius.

by Anonymous 13 years ago