+311 when in rome, wear sandals. Its quite warm. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When in Paris, wear pumps. Its quite whorey there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

screw pumps, when in Paris, go naked. Its quite lascivious there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Strap on. Why not just let people you mean buisiness. Or for the male side, try viagra. Or the nearest gay man as an accessory. HHHOOOOTTTTT!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are we going to france or a brothel? =p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is there a difference?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

at a brothel you have to pay. I'm short on cash atm, so I thought we should just clear that up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago