Apples are dangerous. They lead to vitamins, and vitamins lead to strength, and strength leads to might, and might leads to money, and money leads to girls, and girls lead to sex, and sex leads to AIDS, and AIDS lead to death, so apples lead to death, amirite?

+621 Apples are dangerous. They lead to vitamins, and vitamins lead to strength, and strength leads to might, and might leads to money, and money leads to girls, and girls lead to sex, and sex leads to AIDS, and AIDS lead to death, so apples lead to death, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do apples lead to vitamins?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is cyanide a vitamin? wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even better, apple seeds are slightly poisonous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True, but it is said that poisonous part helps prevent cancer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wait really? how?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apple seeds contain something that when ingested turns into a compound known as hydrogen cyanide, normally harmless but if taken in large doses it can kill. Hydrogen cyanide is the same stuff the Nazi's used.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i never knew that. You really do learn something new every day... and nothing at school

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Read this baby http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_apple_seeds_poisonous

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why thank you, i will do that. but why did you calll me baby..?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Perhaps, he wasn't addressing you, but instead was referring to the passage/paragraph that was in the link. You could compare it to like if a guy said, "This baby can do 95, easy!" "Baby," of course, referring to a car or something. Or, I'm wrong, and this Murkrow guy is just a creepy pervert. Either or.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was referring to the article, no I'm not a creeper. It may have been more clear if I said "check this baby out", leaving no doubts as to what "baby" refers to.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ten apples are offended.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shut up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No,just no

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that logic is airtight

by Anonymous 13 years ago

slippery slope fallacy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post leads to stuff, and stuff leads to a peace if crap, therefore this post is a piece of crap.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats the most rediculous and lame thing i have ever heard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought it was funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're ridiculous. ****RIDICULOUS*****

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It may be kind of dumb, but it made me smile(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can't argue with this logic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just love the end: so apples lead to death. The End.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aww, thanks noticing my spelling mistake and taking the time to point it out, while being anon :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok fine, i wont be anon anymore. But you couldve taken my comment seriously (because im not really an asshole like that) and i didnt want you clogging up my wall with your hate mail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahahaha "hate mail" you have no idea what youre talking about

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok sorry i dont know the word for wall posts that are bashing/ arguing with the person theyre being sent to. this is why i go anonymous... btw my name is also julie:D!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

btw idgaf! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Changing all the "apples" to "bananas" just won me an argument with my boyfriend :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago