Cute Hipster Guys = Love . amirite?

Let me go put on my tightest pants, listen to some music "you've probably never heard of", take some pictures + hella up the contrast in the name of "photography", and take on the "cooler than thou" attitude. Am I hipster enough now? :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

stop showering too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh yes, forgot about that one. I'll just whip out my fedora to cover it and hide my face with a pair of Ray Bans.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The first album was better! The first album was better! (hipster mating call)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@840527 (Zubat): Ok , so just to throw this out there . Hipsters shower . Yes , many of us enjoy non-mainstream music and photography . No , we do not think we are better than you , we just may not agree with all of your ideals . Oh , and tight pants and fedora's have nothing to do with anything . The way you dress is nothing but another form of self expression , not a way to conform to pointless standards set by society to say what you should look like .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But in order to be a hipster, you must conform to certain standards. BOOM!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope . There's no need to conform to any standards .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are swimming in a sea of contradictions here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How so ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In order to be considered "hipster" you must conform to certain standards. By rejecting standards, you have thus created another standard itself. "Hipster" kids all act a certain way because we consider only people like them to be hipster because they all fit a certain standard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We may act similar , but we are all individuals with our own thoughts and ideals .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ZOMG! You said you were a hipster, therefore you are not a hipster.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ZOMG . I did not say I'm a hipster . Because , I'm not one .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Taking pictures of yourself is not photography

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do a lot of nature shots , not just pictures of myself . >.<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and do stuff normal people do to be 'ironic'. like shower.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't do anything to be "ironic" , and I'm still confused how showering has anything to do with this , personal hygiene isn't relevant to this discussion at all .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well this discussion IS about hipsters, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes . Your point ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*facepalm*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm still rather confused about the whole showering thing . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*headdesk*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not going to help you explain this any better . xP

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For the love of sweet lord baby Jesus, why do you put a space IN FRONT of each period?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She's a hipster therefore she doesn't conform to OUR petty punctuation rules. As you can probably tell she is FAR superior to us in every way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeaaah, No. Hipsters suck....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nooooooo . Their amazing . ^-^ Or at least the non-poser ones are . Real "hipsters" are amazing . [=

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Woah woah woah, contradiction here. One may not be a hipster unless they are a poser. It's in the handbook, stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whhhaaaaattt ? O___O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh silly dear. You haven't read the handbook? Shame. :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No , I haven't read the handbook . No need to .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@840528 (ImElizabeth): if the fresh prince of bel-air is a hipster then yea

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That makes no sense .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(ImElizabeth):Will ,the main character, sings the theme song and how he became the fresh prince of bel-air

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but seriously. hipsters are like if hippies and emos took a dump in a blender and put some extra weed in there just to be safe and then turned the blender on and smeared the weed-poop onto a baby doll then baked it in an oven. then they took their poop baby to abercrombie and bitch to get it a makeover. the end.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was completely and totally pointless and untrue . . >.>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@840673 (ImElizabeth): it's a metaphor. duh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Obviously . But it was still unneeded .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You were probably too high to remember that day in english class :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not high , nor was I in ANY of my English classes . >.< What would make you say such a thing ? !

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget the camera slung around it's neck + an iPod filled with "bands you've never heard of".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-___- Where do camera's and/or iPods come into play here ? I usually have both with me everywhere I go , and I'm not a hipster . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh, and that's not how punctuation works. there is no space between the last word and the period. or are you just being 'ronic?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not being "ironic" , that's just how I type . I fully understand how punctuation works .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So called hipsters enjoy proper grammar and punctuation, you don't have proper punctuation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see you are having an identity crisis. You switch between being a hipster and simply a fan of them. :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You aren't a hipster, and yet you have consistently used the word 'we' when talking about hipsters.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hmmm...i think abercrombie is to mainstream for hipsters, the baby always ends up at american apparel.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

American Apparel has cute clothes , but it still doesn't make you a hipster if you shop there .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a real hipster never admits to being hipster... unless your one of those "i'm a hipster isn't it ironic?" hipsters...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not a hipster . I'm an individual . Have I been titled as a hipster before ? Yes . It's quite annoying really . Labels aren't needed .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And yet you have labeled yourself as one above. "Yes , many of us enjoy non-mainstream music and photography ." :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't mean to label myself by saying that . You had pretty much just described me though . So I used "we" . I'm not a hipster , I'm an individual .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget about Urban Outfitters.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously ? >.<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As serious as a hipster kid profile picture.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And what exactly would you consider a hipster kid profile picture ? Actually what exactly would you consider a hipster kid ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

See sarcastic comments above ^^^

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahh , I see . So what you're doing here is trying to stereotype people by saying there conformist in there nonconformist ironic way . Makes sense . I think .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*they're *their It's not my fault hipsters must fit a certain standard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Hipsters" don't fit any certain standard . There are just some people who have similar thoughts and ideals who happen to have the same hobbies/interests sometimes that society have labeled as "hipster" simply because our society can't just let people be an individual they must stereotype .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, so your school taught you how to write emotes with symbols in English class? Awesome!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For all the normal people who voted NW http://www.amirite.net/460367

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Very funny . -__-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep, it's sheer hilarity :')

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what the freak is a hipster?! are they similar to the little scene kids??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(That tall chik): You don't want to know. Life is better without them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

from what the comments say, they sound like a stoned version of a scene kid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(That tall chik): ohhhh! so the kevin jonas wannabes? gotcha! theres alot of them at my school. they are so annoying!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(That tall chik): From the description, they sound like the indie kids nowadays, with a bit of scene mixed in :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hipsters suck. They all say "we're awesome individuals, unique too!" but they all do the same thing ie, "photography" which is basically picnicking pictures and brightening them, wearing the smallest size possible, and looking dirty or high half the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some people actually do photography , and thats not what it is .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you fail to see the quotation marks around "photography"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw that , but I was just making a point . Some people actually do photography and properly edit their shots with something other than piknic or whatever it's called . Js .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You typed "JS" instead of "JK" there, thought I'd warn ya :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy testicles, batman a heated debate over hipsters? pfft step aside abortion! Hipsters are the new hot button topic!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL! 69 COMMENTS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, damnit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what does Hipster even mean?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey you guys, huge development! this little hipster we have he is in the 8th grade... Sad, we couldn't save her earlier.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What ? O_O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I YYA'd because girls who claim to want nerds are just looking for hipsters. I'm actually a straight guy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ImElizabeth, you got POOPED ON. Nobody likes hipsters. I would've gotten in on this conversation, but I'm on amirite mobile...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

guys . I'm . So . Hipster . And . I . Don't . Know . How . To . Properly . Use . Punctuation ............ .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not a freakin' hipster ! AHHHHHH !

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ImElizabeth, dont say "we" when referring to hipsters, obviously if you have to call yourself a hipster (or any stereotype) to be known as one you aren't one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This conversation is literally THE most entertaining thing I've ever read on the internet. I favorited a ton of these comments.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cute guys = love They don't necessarily have to look "hipster". Elizabeth you're not "hipster".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Scratch that, GUYS = love

by Anonymous 13 years ago

disguting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do love cute hipster boys. And cute indie/scene/emo boys. And girls, actually.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i hate everything about this, just do whatever the fuck you want,it shouldnt matter

by Anonymous 12 years ago