+550 It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But it IS premarital sex if you DO intend to get married. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"But the main problem I have with the phrase "premarital sex" is that I've had sex, but I've never had premarital sex. I never plan on getting married, therefore nothing I do can be premarital. I've never had premarital sex, just like I've never had pre-Bar-Mitzvah sex, because I never plan on having a Bar Mitzvah; I've never had pre-boat-ownership sex because I never plan on owning a boat. It implies marriage is a goal that everyone should aim for in life, and that simply isn't true - even though the majority of people wish to get married eventually, it isn't something that I, nor a lot of people want, so the timeline of "premarital, marital and (probably) post-marital" shouldn't be considered the absolute norm that everyone is expected to conform to." - Simon

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You don't deserve my loves! You ain't Simon!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): http://degeneratetrash.blogspot.com/2011/05/pre-boat-ownership-sex.html 'Tis Simon.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

According to my stats, I just had 14 people come to my blog through that link.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Now it's 87.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are welcome.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha, thank you! Final stats from yesterday were about 190 hits from this post. Also, most of them were using Google Chrome, and most were from America, if anyone was interested.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No one PLANS to own a boat. It just happens.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What the fucking ...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You watched two what the fucking? Well, if that's what you're into, personally I find a what the pretty creepy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The reason it is called pre-marital sex is because, in the eyes of the people who call it that, believe that sex is something that should only happen after you get married. Implying that if you are not married, you shouldn't be doing it. I don't completely agree with this. I'm just explaining the reasoning of the phrase and belief of "pre-marital sex"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's true...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post should have said "Premarital sex isn't a bad thing, especially if you intend to marry the person, amirite?" because technically it is premarital sex, it's just not as big a deal.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm taking His word for it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm taking it for His word.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, the point is that if you don't ever get married then you can't have "premarital sex" since the definition of that is "sex before marriage." Without marriage you can't have "sex before marriage"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry, I misread the post. I thought it said it isn't premarital if you DO intend to get married.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The last two potds have sucked.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's always that guy that bitches about the POTD. Get over it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This one really isn't that good, though. It wasn't even home paged. I usually don't complain over POTD's, but this one is rather unsatisfactory.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I remember seeing this post before, though. Either this is a repost, or the op's name was removed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I remember it too. The only thing I remember about the user who posted it was that it was a girl. But that doesn't help any..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not even lying when I say this, but it was my post. It was removed though >.< I didn't get to check when I posted it, it was posted most likely after this one. Whatever, a repost is a repost.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't always complain about POTD's but when I do, it's this one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was homepaged, apparently.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You know who ELSE sucked? My MO-*rustle rustle* ... Did anyone else hear that? *vase suddenly shatters across the floor of the empty room* H-hello? Is anyone in here? *all power in the room goes out* Whoever this is, this isn't funny. You know who ELSE isn't funny? *takes step; hears snap* Oh, god. *photo of Muscle Man and his MOM; frame and glass broken* *Muscle Man's face is viciously scratched out of photo* *Muscle Man looks upward, away from photo* My M- *butcher's knife is the last thing to be seen*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So he's dead? Is it over?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, it is far from over...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why don't you try picking one that will please everybody?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You want me to pick one of yours, anon?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No but you can pick my nose.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did you pick the POTD?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Somebody get some ice for that burn! lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So, if the person doesn't plan on getting married and has sex it isn't premarital, but what if that same person eventually does become married; does that change the sex they once had into premarital sex?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

By definition, it is premarital. Everything you do before marriage is premarital. I have taken premarital dumps. But it shouldn't have the negative connotation that it has. =/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Premarital taco eating?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Giggity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That too. Those caused the premarital dumps.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you a doctor? I otherwise cannot see the justification of the premarital collection of premarital stool samples.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Yes. I am an otolaryngologist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hope you aren't getting your stool samples directly from those specified regions.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): I have once.. One of the 2 girls 1 cup chicks showed up for an exam.. Guess what....LOADS OF FECAL MATTER.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Y U no make POTD good no more?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OH MY GOD. Shut your asparagus hole. People have the right to have an opinion. That IS what this site is for. If you don't like that post of the day, KEEP IT TO YOUR FUCKING SELF. I bet LOADS of people HATED the POTD about animals making pokemon sounds, since not everyone is into pokemon, however as you can plainly see, IT GOT POTD! What kind of site would it be if Anthony and the Mods had to please EVERYONE when picking POTD? And why stop there? Why not make everyone have to please every last stinking anonymous on amirite? Do you think it would be a very interesting site? You can bet your sorry ass it wouldn't. Amirite is a place for opinions, and you may or may not agree with this POTD, but instead of taking an internet meme and insulting the post, make a counter argument. SHOW YOUR OPINION. It's either that or gtfo.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How are you going to belittle someone for stating their opinion while saying people should respect each others' opinions?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://myfacewhen.com/105/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, and also, I went anon just for the hell of it. Why should I keep it to myself? You have the right to say that you like the post, but I shouldn't say that I disagree with it? Someone can say "LOL DIS SO FUNNY" and not have to give an explanation, but when I disagree, I have to give an explanation? I never asked the site to please everyone. Don't pull the "If you don't have anything nice to say, say nothing at all" 4 year old shit. This is the real world. Get used to criticism. Oh, my counter argument? PREMARITAL SEX IS PREFUCKINGMARITAL SEX. Any sex outside marriage is premarital sex. It doesn't matter whether or not you're getting married.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You didn't say anything about disagreeing with the post. You just said it doesn't deserve POTD. and it could be just me, but any comments referencing the fact that its POTD bug me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So your own comment bugs you then, doesn't it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A little bit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's not premarital sex that's bad, it's extramarital sex.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"extramarital sex" is a funny phrase, it sounds like something that's good. Like "I love you so much I'm going to show you with EXTRAmarital sex!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're an alien. Your touch so foreign. Oh, it's supernatural. Extramarital!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Kiss me! K-k-kiss me...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But my laptop's LCD screen will get dirty, and I can't find my Celly Smelly's...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sex before marriage is a sin anyways. I hope you catch aids or something for disobeying god.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh silly anon, you don't "catch" AIDS, God *smites* all the non-believers with AIDS. You should really catch up on your scripture.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...just because you can't get any...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've been offered and I refuse. I want to be a nun.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

anon*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think I'll call that bluff.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, that's usually the route ugly bitches take.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

obvious troll is quite obvious

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I agree. People need all the help they can get these days. I wish I had AIDS...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

EVERYBODY wants AIDS. They're just so expensive, you know?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's how Jared from Subway lost all that weight. AIDS.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's been 21.3 years you know, we can now all laugh at aids..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what? It's from South Park? He had assistants whom he called his aids so everyone thought that he had AIDS?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know... So is what I said. AIDs is funny now, so we can all laugh at it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh! I only remembered the plot of the show not specifics. Sorry. Plus on this site I can never tell when someone's reprimanding me or going along with me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Poor guy, his wife left him because he had AIDS.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nuh uh, I hear they're free in Africa.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ya they pass it out like on Oprah. "YOU GET AIDS, YOU GET AIDS, EVERYBODY GETS AIDS!!!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Like Dane Cook. "You get a school, you get a school, and you get a school, Everybody gets a school with full faculty and staff!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That sounds more like something Greg Mortenson would say, but yes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He's Trollen' your posts Snatchin' your patients up, Tryn' to troll you so you need to Hide your posts, Hide your comments, cos he trollen' errybody out there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You forgot to say "and hide your messages, too"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As a guy, I didn't bother reading the actual post, I just saw sex and YYA'd.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Post: "You have sex with roadkill, amirite?" Francois: "You bloody well must be."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have sex with anything that moves. No hole? No problem! I go bedbug on the bitch y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

beautiful woman*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you can do that, I feel sorry for anyone you have sex with.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): I also feel sorry for anyone you have sex with.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

By the logic that you have sex with 'anything that moves' you have fucked the ocean? Please tell me how that went.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Let's just say the moon felt that tide come in. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, technically, "Premarital sex is sexual intercourse engaged in by persons who are unmarried." - Wikipedia. And Wikipedia's always right.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wish my teachers thought that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's hardly a credible source. People can add anything they want in. The mods cross reference it with what? The rest of the internet. And we know how trustworthy the internet is. "Goatse? Huh, must be about farm animals or some- OH MY FUCKING JESUS"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One time I deleted an article (don't worry, it was like a paragraph long, some super small island in the Pacific) and in 10 SECONDS they had it back up. I've seen people change stuff to make it funny, but it always corrects itself. And one time, there was half a sentence missing in an anatomy section about the number of tarsal bones or something, and since I was studying out of a college textbook at the time, I fixed the error with the my knowledge from the book. AND IT STAYED. For me, that was proof enough that Wikipedia only keeps the correct information, and not the stupid stuff. Sorry for the rant, but I think Wikipedia is a great source of quick information, even if there are some errors.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): True, it is a good go-to site, I always have to check it against something or someone credible just to make sure. You never know.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Wikipedia told me that armadillos grow on trees..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I also told you that armadillos grow on trees before two periods.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sex is sex, does it really need a label like premarital sex, teen sex or gay sex? As long as both (or more) people enjoy it, want it, are prepared for the outcomes, and are not payed to to it, then I don't see why it must be called something besides sex.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or more...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Semantically, this post is correct. But I feel like it's an attempt to rationalize lots and lots of no-strings-attached sex

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Seminally*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Nope I'm right. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/semantics versus http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/seminally Basically: words and their meanings versus semen. Unless you MEANT to make me look up semen in an effort to validate my own opinion wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually I was just correcting you incorrectly for the sake of making a joke and to poke fun at the word similarity, but more power to you, I guess.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

my left ear itches

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oooh, that means someone is saying something bad about you!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I heard that was if your eye twitches.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is it bad if your butthole starts itching? Cause...my friend has a problem.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If your friend has a problem because his butthole itches, then I have a problem! ... That is to say that I am the friend in question (i.e. the same person), and not that your friend and I are both suffering from the same ailment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You know, smoking is bad for you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Du* "Racist sister!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Premarital is before marriage so even if they dont get married, it's still before they got married. I understand the OPs point, but it makes sense in my head.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Of course it is, you retard

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like we should change the prefix just so it makes sense. Amarital, no, that looks like its root word is amare, which would confuse people... Extramarital makes sense, but modern society takes "extra" out of context to mean "more of"... Ectomarital may be a bit too science-y... Submarital, although that sounds like it's inferior to sex in marriage, which would cause some debates... I don't know. I like extramarital.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Everything you do before you get married is pre-marital. Even if you don't plan on getting married, you still haven't gotten married yet. Just because something is pre-marital doesn't mean it's bad like everyone seems to think.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I see what'cha mean, but I think the point is that you aren't supposed to have sex at all unless you're married. So even if you don't plan on getting married, it's 'premarital' because you haven't yet, and that's why it has the negative connotation.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"LAWL YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL AND LEARND THINGS ABOUT HOW ITS STILL PREMARITAL SEX. IT STILL IS DUMMY!!!" - Everyone on this website who doesn't get jokes

by Anonymous 12 years ago

LOOoooooOOOOoooooOOPHOLE!!!! *said in a 'sing-songy' voice

by Anonymous 12 years ago