+302 It'd be weird to hear Santa being involved in a crime, like "In today's news, Santa was charged with rape for conducting sexual acts with a minor." amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was 7, the "Santa" at the Mall of America robbed a jewlery store. Maybe that explains why I don't care much for Santa now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL WTF? AND ALL THE KIDS WATCHED HIM GET AWAY? or were they all like "omh santa's getting me my present right now ;]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the weirdest part would be that he was real.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well, he does know where all the bad girls live...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's climbin' down yo' chimneys.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh god that was overkill.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There is a good deal of overkill on amirite, my friend. I apologize for any overkill-induced horror this may have caused.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no I meant the one he made, after his 15 minutes of fame was over, not your comment http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEzfDsVOa2Y This^

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mmk, so that was, admittedly, vaguely disturbing o.o Never saw the video, only heard of the lyrics.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol...that video was horrible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honestly, if that came on the news would it really surprise anyone?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And talk about the speeding tickets...Jesus!

by Anonymous 13 years ago