+218 A true boyfriend would rather hug than kiss, would rather kiss than make out, would rather make out than have sex, would rather have sex than die, and would rather die than break up with her. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have some damn high expectations, and I'm a girl.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sounds like a clingy guy. Rather die than break up...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ikr. Haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A true girlfriend would tell her boyfriend to move on, she'll be okay, and to live a good life. Or to burn in hell, like yours truly said to my ex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ono Adulthood and real relationships are going to leave you sadly unfulfilled, op... to start with, you're probably never going to find a guy that would rather make out than have sex over the age of like... 14? 15? Unless it's a religious thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about that's fucking wrong!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a true girlfriend will make him a sammich. You're asking a bit much....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would rather have my boyfriend want to have sex with me that just hug me, but that's probably just me...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can I be your boyfriend?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha. There might be a problem: you're more into short girls (at least that's what one of your posts says) but I'm pretty tall ;)...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How tall are you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1,77 m

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Google says that 1.77 m = 5 feet 9 inches. I'm 6 feet. Still taller :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok :). Second problem: I already have a boyfriend. What are you going to to about that ;)?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What he doesn't know won't hurt him! Haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok i'm a guy. and i don't want just one thing. i would rather do what she wants from me not what guys think we should do. I am not a man whore and i would rather make out than sex. I care about making a girl happy. I really like this post. maybe it's because i'm that nice guy that girls say they want but can never find. I would rather hug or kiss. and if you really love a girl, you would die for her. most guys nowadays just want in a girls pants its disgusting

by Anonymous 13 years ago

have you had a girlfriend? You sound like a guy who'd get into the friend zone with girls..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ya he got in my friend zone

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The girl in his picture = friendzone

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was totally in agreement until the "Rather have sex than die" bit, NO THANK YOU.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The girls of this generation are so fucking unrealistic. I mean I'm not saying that every guy is a sleazy scumbag because that's just fucking untrue. But this is just another level of ignorance... Why is it that these women expect a Disney princess movie kinda boyfriend, but better? They don't exist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ono Okay, just because they want to do it or make out with you does not mean that they're not a "true boyfriend" or whatever. What a "true boyfriend" is, is probably different depending on you you ask. Wanting to fool around doesn't make them un-true or whatever, it makes them human. On the other hand, if you're talking about what the girl wants, like for example she's "not in the mood" a good boyfriend will just go with it and leave her alone. But if you gave a boy the option "Wanna make out or have sex?" I bet you they'd chose the latter 90% of the time. Damn girl, you have some HIGH expectations.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just pointing this out, but EVERY guy would rather have sex then die. Hell, every girl would too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Would rather have sex than die." That's like saying you'd rather eat an ice cream cone than have a colonoscopy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is so unrealistic. The rather Have sex than die part is obvious. And just because he wants more sexual things doesn't make him bad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What on earth does "rather have sex than die" mean? Obviously given the choice between sex and death, everyone would choose sex, but is it implying that a "true" boyfriend would only want sex under those conditions, or something? :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, good luck finding a boyfriend sweetheart.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think all guys would rather have sex than die, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

op will be single forever

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Closet gay

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A true girlfriend would rather have him break up with her than die. I mean, both ways she's without a guy. I voted NW and I'm a girl. This is redicoulous!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should date Bruno Mars.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if my boyfriend was like

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know that I'D rather have sex then die ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what boy WOULDNT rather have sex than die??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This sounds like it should be a facebook group, not a post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My boyfriend of 3 years always says he would rather die than break up with me.. As in, he would rather not live than live without me. Obviously I wouldn't want him to kill himself or any of that matter, but that's just him expressing how he feels. So I do not think it is selfish at all. And I love this. I might quote you some day :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about you be a good girlfriend? Have sex, make me a sandwich, then have more sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a girl, and I don't agree with this at all.....if you love someone, what's wrong with physical intimacy? Does wanting sex make someone an evil, lying, cheating douche? Personally, *I* would want to kiss than just hug. Besides, it's not fair to say he can't WANT it at all, of course most boys want sex. It's just a matter of not being crazy about it and not acting on their desires because they care about you more than sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago