Almond milk? How do you milk an almond? amirite?

i've always thought this too :) lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do you milk a chocolate? Strawberry? Banana? What's a skim and how do you milk that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The thing with almond milk though is its totally vegan, so the almond isn't just a flavoring like strawberry and chocolate. Also skim milk is just regular milk with very little fat... (I really hope you were making a joke... :S )

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Isn't almond milk actually soy milk with almond flavor?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope

by Anonymous 7 years ago

Nevermind. There is something like that, but there's also actual almond milk. Thanks google.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

somebody doesn't understand sarcasm. lol

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Verrrrry tiny tweezers?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same way you milk a Giraffe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unsuccessfully and avoiding the massive penis. Got it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think you'd milk the males though. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hence unsuccessfully.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honestly I think they just juice them, but still funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyone that NW this apparently are the same ones that take everything seriously. "We are going to kill them in football tonight"..."no that's disgusting!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The same way you milk soybeans.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha me and my friends were talking about this at lunch one day cause one of our friends is vegetarian so she doesn't drink cow milk. and when she told us that she drinks it one guy says: "you can milk almonds?!?!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

very carefully. on a related note, how does one milk butter?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They don't do as well as cows. To milk an almond it is pulverized and mixed with water.

by Anonymous 7 years ago