I keep telling my family to store their murder victims in the attic for this very reason.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...Or when the whole shelf on the door falls off. That's happened far too many times. Our fridge is old and broken.. I can't even count how many bottles of hot sauce, ketchup and salad dressing we have lost.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

for some reason i read this as "you hate it when you open your fridge and someone randomly falls out, amirite?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It still works!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it reminded me of the psych episode, the one with the mummy.....65 million years off

by Anonymous 12 years ago