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by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someoneeeesss a virgiiiiin ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol i probably have more orgasms every day than you've had your whole life :o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hands can do that for ya :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someoneeeeeeeess a slutbaaag ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha, if only. xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're only 16, what the fuck, go get an education and stop being a fucking whore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dear freaking Lord, it's a joke. Check the category. I didn't say "I like to stick things in my huge floppy vagina and hopefully die like that". for real, it's a pun on "coming" and "going". Not sure why this is such a big deal to you. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I'd rather be with my friends and family than having sex as a 90 year old bedridden man. ....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you hear about the fire at the brothel? Some come a'runnin and some run a'comin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahah i like that one xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my dad told me that one. I thought it would fit your post. Is you user name a reference to slipknot?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sweet, i got the cumming while going joke from my brother:D yeah, it isssss.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Richard Prior said this joke on one of his sets in like the 80's my dad played it to me on cassette. He was a funny man and when he said it I laughed as he made things funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's awesome. I should check him out sometime! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, this is one of those jokes that just don't translate well when you put it in amirite format. As a joke, it would be fine, but since this is amirite and you're asking people if you're right, it doesn't work out. Especially since you're literally asking people if they would like to have sex when they die. Also, YES, I understand it's a joke, but I'm just saying that it was put in an ill-conceived format. /baw

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, it does have +143, just saying. I thought it was pretty funny, so I posted it. There are many a joke on here, not sure why this one is causing controversy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

During traditional sex, it is the male that does most of the moving/thrusting, & therefore his body suffers the most physical stress. His heart rate & blood pressure can often rise to dangerous levels, but young, healthy guys are at little risk. Energetic sex becomes downright dangerous in later life though as the body becomes more frail, and many men do pass during or just after sex, from heart failure or, more frequently, a stroke. This is extremely traumatic for his partner, who frequently blames themselves & is absolutely distraught. This often leads to them cleaning & rearranging the body in an attempt to cover up how he died, but this leads to suspicion as to the true circumstances of his death & a post mortem is then required. Signs of recent sexual activity are obvious under examination, so there are no consequences, but this is all highly embarrassing for the innocent partner, who needs sympathetic counselling. So girls, don’t ask for too much gymnastics in bed as your man gets older; switch to oral sex which is much less demanding on the body. And ultimately more pleasurable & rewarding anyway!

by Anonymous 8 months ago