How do you know Santa is a man? 1. He turns up late, 2. He drinks your alcohol, 3. He emptys his sac, 4. He only comes once and 5. He fucks off before you wake up! amirite?

+196 How do you know Santa is a man? 1. He turns up late, 2. He drinks your alcohol, 3. He emptys his sac, 4. He only comes once and 5. He fucks off before you wake up! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Santa drinks your alchohol?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol. Some traditions and cultures leave Santa a glass of whiskey instead of milk...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh never heard this, haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Didnt know the milk and cookies I left out were secretly beer and jello shots...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Didn't you know? Now if only I can figure out how he does it... College parties would be so much more fun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Dear Jesus, So what if you can turn water into wine? I can turn milk and cookies into beer and jello shots. Your move, holy man. Sincerely, Santa Claus"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha, just getting with the times. Young kids these days go for the good stuff, forget wine!

by Anonymous 13 years ago