+249 You wonder if Voldemort does normal things, like eating and going to the bathroom, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You know when he gets ticked off, looks up, grits his teeth and yells? Yeah, that's what he looks like when he's taking a crap.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): You just made my day

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's the first time I've ever done that! Thank you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Voldemort seems like the kinda guy who eats helpless kittens and always clogs the toilet.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Goddamn it. How'd you know?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well hey, everybody poops!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This made my day.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or blows his no-...oops.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My what?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh...um. Your notorious trumpet. That's it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Huh uh... Sure...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The people who no wayed this dont know who voldemort is

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You could've just asked me.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No, because Voldemort isn't real.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Look up^^^

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Flying guinea pigs aren't real either. Nice try.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Even if he were real, he'd be dead. Harry killed him.

by Anonymous 11 years ago