when you break a toe or finger doing something stupid like falling down the stairs, you usually spend most of your time trying to think of a better story than the truth, amirite?

+311 when you break a toe or finger doing something stupid like falling down the stairs, you usually spend most of your time trying to think of a better story than the truth, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Broke mine by kicking a chair -.-" I-I mean... WRESTLING A TIGER, YEAH!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmfao broke my walking to my couch i mean, a hobo with a baseball bat attacked me, that shit happens

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Hey, how'd you break your finger?" "I got bit by a shark. True story."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Collin I love you! <3 Hehehe I'm in the library reading amirite and I saw this post and was like "heyy.... this sounds familliar!" and then realized it was yours :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hehe i love you to aves :) and yes, im surprised how many votes i got :P, but im determined to beat your post that got over 400,

by Anonymous 13 years ago