+343 If you had the choice between knowing the Krabby Patty formula and the Coca-Cola formula you would choose the Krabby Patty formula, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would suck to find out that Krabby Patties really aren't good at all, just to fish and other sea creatures. 0_0

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Krabby Patty "Secret" recipe 1. 2 tbsp. finely chopped onion 2. 2 tbsp. finely chopped celery 3. 4-6 tbsp. vegetable oil 4. 1 tsp. thyme 5. 1 lb. processed meat patty 6. 3/4 cup seasoned bread crumbs 7. 1 tbsp. Dijon mustard 8. 2 tbsp. mayonnaise (plus 1 cup for dipping sauce) 9. 2 eggs, lightly beaten 10. Salt and pepper (to taste) 11. 3 tbsp. ketchup (for dipping sauce) optional: Jellyfish jelly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You forgot the main ingredient of Planktons! LoL! Lov that episode.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

did you know coca cola used to have tiny bits of cocaine in it? thats why its called coke these days lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha, it was why it was called Coca Cola, the Coca was coke, and Cola was the flavour. I think it was a bit more than tiny bits, it was enough for it to be an addiction though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well you ain't ever gonna get it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago