+583 You've told a certain lie so many times, you start to believe it yourself. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I constantly say that one of my legs is longer than the other as an attempt to get out of doing gym or physical labor. Now I'm starting to think it's true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty. I'm pretty. I'm pretty. I'm pretty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's the first step of lying effectively. Believe the lie in your heart but know the truth in your mind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I DON'T have AIDS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep I'm just hot haha.. Oh it's hot in here? I'm sorry do you want me to leave? Lulz I'm hot. ...I've created a monster through this process.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*cough* scrantoncity *cough*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Woah. Close. Evolution has been told so often people really do believe in it. Pathetic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I WAS one of the cool kids at school, and WASN'T the lame kid who spent every lunchtime in the library.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Told myself that every day...that and "Theyre all just jealous of me"

by Anonymous 13 years ago