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You've told a certain lie so many times, you start to believe it yourself. amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I constantly say that one of my legs is longer than the other as an attempt to get out of doing gym or physical labor. Now I'm starting to think it's true.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm pretty. I'm pretty. I'm pretty. I'm pretty.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's the first step of lying effectively. Believe the lie in your heart but know the truth in your mind.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I DON'T have AIDS.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yep I'm just hot haha..
Oh it's hot in here? I'm sorry do you want me to leave?
Lulz I'm hot.
...I've created a monster through this process.
by Anonymous13 years ago
*cough* scrantoncity *cough*
by Anonymous13 years ago
Woah. Close.
Evolution has been told so often people really do believe in it. Pathetic.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I WAS one of the cool kids at school, and WASN'T the lame kid who spent every lunchtime in the library.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Told myself that every day...that and "Theyre all just jealous of me"
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