Not when you've had to do it as much as I have ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hmm, first off i got some in my spaebar a month ago still working.. this is because when sperm is in a place where air can get in it will eventually evaporate.. although.. i read that online.. anyways most things will evaporate over time if exposed to air, so yea.. as long as u didnt get like 12 oz. on ur pc keyboard or anyware that is vulnerable just leave it.... itll go away eventually...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You are crazy! I do not wanna know how you know that you sick freak! Unless you have sex on a keyboard which would be uncomfortable..choose a bed next time

by Anonymous 14 years ago

have you ever heard of the term 'masturbation'?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

eww

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's hot

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fuckin lol'd. Anonymous FTW

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should get one of those plastic slip covers for your keyboard so u can cum all u want to that random porn u beat off to and its just a simple wipedown

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could also get one of those latex slip covers for your penis

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Gay, hardcore, or amateur?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fuck

by Anonymous 11 years ago

When semen dries out, it leaves a crusty mix of sugars & proteins which are conductive to electricity. This will play havoc with any electrical circuit including keyboards. It’s amusing to think that guys assume they can collect their ejaculate neatly in a tissue & flush it away, whereas the reality is that the direction of the squirted semen is random & unpredictable. In addition the first squirt is emitted before they realise that ejaculation has begun, & often goes unnoticed, which is why the withdrawal method of contraception is so unreliable. The first guy I cohabited with used to spend a long time alone in front of his computer, often after I had gone to bed. I knew he was undoubtedly masturbating, which I didn’t mind at all as long as he kept me satisfied, but what did annoy me was that he refused to admit it. I sure everyone has watched murder mysteries where the crime scene is scrutinised using an UV light under which bodily fluids such as blood & semen shine brightly, so I brought a UV torch home from work. I was amazed at the quantity of semen drops & splashes it revealed, some having been “shot” several feet from his seat. He was mortified when I showed him the evidence of his self-abuse, but relieved when he realised it really didn’t bother me, & we had a really good laugh about it. Girls, if you want to have a good laugh at your guy’s expense, UV torches are dirt cheap on eBay…

by Anonymous 4 months ago