+482 Leading causes of car crashes: texting while driving, speeding, and getting hit by red and green turtle shells, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Copying snorgtees now?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The only people who get hit by green shells are the ones who shouldn't be allowed to drive. I think you mean blue shells.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's the blue ones that get me every time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

koopa shells. KOOPA :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And banana peels

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol you forgot blue shells I thought you wrote it and how clever it was because you wrote "LEADING causes" but you didn't :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:OO POW!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget those fake item boxes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And when those rainbow people come up behind you and slam into you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago