-407 When watching porn, you should keep your door open so you can see whose coming before you cum, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh Riddles. You're lucky that you're so sexy otherwise I'd probably hate you and think that you're a weirdo. :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But you still love me <3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Of course! Always <33

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pro tip: Every man wanks himself silly at some point in his life. And tbh I agree with this, I don't get how so many voted down. Much better to listen out so you can stop and hide yourself, rather than someone walks in just as you're finishing yourself off lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thats soooo wrong yet so right... XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

or so they don't walk in on you and see you what you're doing

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or they walk in and u turn around and cum on them

by Anonymous 13 years ago