Girls: It would be good to be reincarnated as a bear. You could eat constantly for half the year and sleep the other half. Your partner would expect you to be fat and hairy. You'd give birth to babies the size of walnuts in your sleep, and by the time you'd wake they'd be cute...

+534 Girls: It would be good to be reincarnated as a bear. You could eat constantly for half the year and sleep the other half. Your partner would expect you to be fat and hairy. You'd give birth to babies the size of walnuts in your sleep, and by the time you'd wake they'd be cute fuzzy cubs. If they misbehaved you could just swat at them and the other bears wouldn't question your parenting. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bears aren't that small when they're born dumbass

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats not the point. it's supposed to be funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i want to be a bear, now D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But on the downside you will be associated with Sarah Palin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago