+245 Volcanoes are our planet's G spots and each time there's an eruption, it means the earth just had an orgasm, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what about the volcanoes that are constantly erupting?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who's fucking us?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Satan.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Father Time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nah, hes got Mother Nature.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh well Mother Nature kind of is Earth. .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's more like earth's period considering it spews red stuff that fucks everybody up. nobody's happy when a volcano erupts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess this gives a new meaning to the ring of fire.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm never going to look at a volcano the same way again. >.< Lmao.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So, that makes lava... oh god.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, that's exactly what you're thinking.

by Anonymous 13 years ago