+174 You wonder if some parents actually give their kids coal for Christmas. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Considering the rate we are burning coal, it wouldn't be so bad. "Hey son, here take this. In 50 years we'll be all out of it and looking for an alternitive enery sorce. When that day comes you can sell it to the government or a foreign county for a hefty profit. Fuck toys. Coal is an investment,

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A couple years ago we gave my cousin coal:) it was fun.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pfft, no! That's santa's job! Duh!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Last year my sister and I gave our dad and brother coal. Our brother was pissed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago