+2,298 We all know that if we get a text in the winter that says "hjbrseyu dcsanjhtr tgrsalkj hjboijeq whgsreinhjmgbf fbglkmoivfes" means "hey i cant talk now im wearing gloves" Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or when you don't get a text message for a while in the winter it means "Hey, I'm not wearing gloves. My hands are so cold that I can't move my thumbs fast enough to text."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or that's just what you tell yourself because you have no friends.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah snap, there it is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Amirite hangman is going to have a hard time with this one!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well actually it has almost every letter of the alphabet so it would be pretty easy :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and "dvjh,sdhfglskdfhgfdughslkdfjeofisdmckfjbvskmdjfeiohg" means, "I'm getting mauled by a fucking polar bear!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Teehee. You said hard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because today's the winter solstice in UK. How timing appropriate

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I seriously love this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or your nose

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Either that or Hellen Keller got an iPhone

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did no one else notice this hilarious comment??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha. that's like exactly what my text looked like when I was telling my friend I couldn't text because I had gloves on d: I love this post (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate how my hands are numb because it's sooooo cold, and you can barely text, it has to be verrrrrrry slow and inaccurate...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm cold blooded so no gloves for me!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sorry, we have a strict no-lizards policy on amirite

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The last six letters, "moivfes", looks kinda like movies, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's seven...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or it means that you're freezing your ass off in a Russian winter and drinking lots of vodka with the locals.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Riwj ris didncns akxow cmsnaodje means how the hell do u guys understand what this stuff means?(apart from the original post)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mittens are even worse than gloves :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You use your fingers to text cuz I use my thumbs and last time I checked mittens gave the same freedom to thumbs as gloves.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But mittens are bigger so they make it harder to hold the phone..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh okay

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol i live in cali, so i have never experienced this

by Anonymous 13 years ago