When you are walking to class and the people in front of you are walking ridiculously slow, you pass them and start walking fast to show them how to walk faster than a dying turtle, amirite?

+811 When you are walking to class and the people in front of you are walking ridiculously slow, you pass them and start walking fast to show them how to walk faster than a dying turtle, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was going to favorite this post but then I saw you loved Paramore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who cares if they love Paramore? I'm favouriting this post because it has the phrase 'faster than a dying turtle' in it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

honestly, if i were to go any slower, i'd have to stop completely.

by Anonymous 13 years ago