+129 An asteroid colliding with the earth is visually very similar to a sperm meeting an ovule, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe the universe is one giant woman...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There is a place in space called the birth canal.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The human egg is called an ovum. Ovule is for plants, where sperm is pollen. Yes, when you breath pollen, you breathe plant jizz.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So some people are allergic to plant semen

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yup. and if a girl sits on a flower, she almost raped a plant

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How is it similar, other than the low probability?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You should watch a movie called Melancholia

by Anonymous 12 years ago