+308 Having a fat old guy in a red suit break into your house, eat your cookies, and leave a shitty present doesn't seem like a holiday, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why the fuck would you even say that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you acted like a good boy your present wouldn't be shit ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol yeah really though, haha. it just seems like such a random an. pointless thing to say.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

also, i get loads of presents and my santa gets wine and cheese.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well SOMEONE is an ungrateful little turd....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean Santa drinks and flies? He's going to crash into some airplanes here in a few nights...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To bad Christmas is about the birth of a savior.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Too bad that savior was born in June, and the actual date of Christmas is a pagan holiday. And Christianity is very similar to Zoroastrianism, from what I've read.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

youuuu must be on the naughty list! cuz i never get bad presents! plus thats just mean, i know u dont really believe in santa and saying this is just disgracing your parents! :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago