The worst part of dreaming is how long it takes to do something simple. Like you'll get a slice of pie, and then a million things will happen. Then you'll come back to the pie and decide you should put whipped cream on it, which in itself becomes a huge ordeal. Then you probably wake...

+395 The worst part of dreaming is how long it takes to do something simple. Like you'll get a slice of pie, and then a million things will happen. Then you'll come back to the pie and decide you should put whipped cream on it, which in itself becomes a huge ordeal. Then you probably wake up before you get a taste of any of it, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My most recent dream, I got chased by a frickin' angry bear. I woke up before I got a chance to drive off into safety. DAMMIT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The suspense!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't get a chance to drive off because my stupid dog wouldn't get in the car and the bear caught up to me and was just about to swipe his paw across my window when I woke up. Yes, I have some seriously warped dreams, I know. xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Trust me, I've had crazier ones

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, do tell! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not that I remember them or anything. wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you get a girl all excited for no reason? Tsk. xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you actually dream this? Just curious...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dreamed it, but with cake. I just figured putting whipped cream on pie would make more sense lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, yeah that's true. But then again, whipped cream on cake does sound fucking delicious :$

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am SO selling that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate eating food in my dreams because whenever I do, it tastes extremely salty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stop falling asleep while giving me a blowjob!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Poster):I keep forgetting there's something in my mouth...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dreamed it was snowing today. Yeah, pretty bland dream.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This happened to me last night. In my dream my friend made me go get some popcorn for a movie we were watching and somehow I ended up rescuing my cousin from drowning in the grand canyon, arrested a pedofille, performed a tap dance routine for my english teacher, got lost in a bathroom, fixed a car, and hypnotized chickens for money so I could pay a poll tax. And I did all this and still had to time to see the end of The Lion King when I returned with the popcorn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago