+92 When you see a spotlight in the sky, you think that there is evil afoot and that a superhero is being summoned, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I usually assume there's some grand opening of some place, guess where the location is from where I'm standing, then drive there and find out I was completely wrong.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, I'm not retarded.

by Anonymous 12 years ago