+256 "Opportunity does not knock, then knock again, then leave a note saying, "sorry I missed you.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Opportunity is more like those god damn ding-dong-ditchers. They ring it once, then bolt the opposite direction. Fuckers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this gives me a good idea... I think imma electric my doorbell just for the fun of it hahas xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago