+1,026 When you hit your head hard, the first thing you do is to touch the place you got hurt to see if it's bleeding, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My anus is bleeding.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Duh! Lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I once smacked my head on the wall, and I thought I was okay because I didn't feel any blood, then ten minutes later the back of my neck felt suspiciously damp...

by Anonymous 13 years ago