+935 I figured out why men can have sex and women cannot or they look like sluts. A man tries so hard to get laid, and so when he does, he's looked upon as an accomplished person. A woman can get laid quite easily, therefore is looked upon as a slut when she does. This is the way society has been taught to live, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lawl, I like this idea. The world would be so much better if guys could get laid easily.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That is so jank!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

speak english , wtf is jank

by Anonymous 13 years ago

jank = meaningless, stupid, useless, etc. But the d00d who said it was "jank" is a fagbot. This post makes so much sense haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If a key opens a lot of locks, it is a master key, if a lock is opened by a lot of keys it is a shitty lock.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Love this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're quite observant, congrats!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah its cuz guys are like 10 times worse at controlling themselves when they're horny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why cant we all just have sex with whoever we want and no one cares? :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

because then we would all die from AIDS

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its called rape my friend :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My good man, you are amazing. I cant wait to see what kinds of comments butthurt girls are gonna leave on this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

>Girls >Internet You see the problem there?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this post is true, a girl thats not like 800 pounds or a ogreface could go up to any guy and say wanna fuck? and u think theyll say no?(unless gf or something,well cheaters wont say no) a guy goes up to a girl, wanna fuck? GET AWAY FROMM ME CREEPER, RAPE RAPE I NEED AN ADULT

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really true, but you didn't "figure this out" yourself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

agreed. i've read this recently somewhere... but i can't for the life of me remember where. but regardless, definitely not an original thought.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've seen this before, but it's still funny :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago