+346 Men who urinate on toilet seats should have a centimeter chopped off their penis each time they commit said offence. That way they'll either learn from their mistake or eventually, they will have to sit down to pee. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just wipe it off or squat over the seat if it bothers you so damn much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just pee into the actual toilet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is it that hard to aim correctly and wait until you're actually done?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, it is hard to aim

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well.. yeah actually. when our stream starts to die down its pretty hard not to get anything on the toilet seat. but yeah.. clean it up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is terrible. Sometimes there is just a random drop that sprays onto the toilet seat. Can you imagine... it just makes you... oh my god, the pain!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's understandable but you could at least clean it up. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do, but I can't speak for others lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha well good you do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they would probably die before they could sit down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What the fuck?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? That's a little drastic don't you think?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OH HEEEELLLL NO!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ow...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

trying to get us to not accidentally pee on the toilet seat is like asking a girl to not have her period

by Anonymous 13 years ago

akgkjabrhkawr. I hate that so much. >.< Would it kill you to clean up after yourself?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It isn't too much to ask to wipe the dribble, you'll burn less calories than you would lifting the lid...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's extremely harsh. WTF is wrong with you people?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We only pee on the seat to get back at women for being so bitchy during their period.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or you can just clean it the fuck up before you sit down

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or YOU could clean it up before leaving.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shut up bitch you shouldnt speak

by Anonymous 12 years ago

DO YOU RETARDS ACTUALLY WALK ASS FIRST INTO THE BATHROOM OR SOMETHING OR DO YOU LIKE SEEING THE PISS ON THE SEAT AND THEN PURPOSELY SITTING ON IT TO JUST BITCH ABOUT IT. LET ME SLICE A PIECE OF YOUR TITS OFF EVERYTIME YOU BITCH ABOUT IT

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Win. Just, Epic Win. Lmao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WAIT WAIT WAIT. Shouldn't the toilet seat be UP when they pee?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, just no. That's incredibly harsh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

we should burn the clits off women every time they dont shut the fuck up

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dude, ow? That's fucking ridiculous...

by Anonymous 12 years ago