"guess what I do for adventure...I hang-glide on a dorito" . amirite?

Anyone who NW's this needs to go watch "Marcel the Shell with Shoes On" on YouTube. Like, now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My biggest regret in life is that I will never own a dog.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My biggest regret in life is that I will never own a dog.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

....but sometimes I tie a hair to a piece of lint and drag it around.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guess what I use as a pen. I use a... a pen, but it takes the whole family.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

UGH, WHY DID I MAKE THIS ANONYMOUS!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you serious? This is my post!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shut up anon!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a joke...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know! I was joking too haha :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shut up anon!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not anon.....Although I was in this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shut up anon!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're all wrong, it's my post.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Not if zubat eats it first

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MARCEL THE SHELL! <33333 THAT WAS IN THE BLOG POST I'M IN!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MARCEL THE SHELL!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guess what I use as a bean bag chair A raisin

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Guess what I wear as a hat? ...A lentil."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*waits for zubat*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My name is Marshell and uhhh ohh no that's not the first time I've done that...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lint is a shell's best friend.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll eat the shit out of that dorito.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"We don't fight unless we're provoked."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Want to watch me pick this crayon up! Uhh..ugh! I can't. I can't really pick anything up at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some people say my head's too big for my body... and i say compared to WHAT? I <3 Marcel!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm afraid to drink soda because i'm afraid the bubbles will make me float up to the ceiling.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Was quite the advrnture, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Want to see me talk on the phone? Hello, this is me. I... What? Oh, oh yes. Yes, it would be my pleasure!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I answer the phone like that now because of this video.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...the fuck?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One time I looked at a diamond, and it gave me a sunburn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh marcel how you make me laugh :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One time I smelled the smell from a sneaker, and it knocked me right out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago