+483 You cringe at the thought of the "making of" Hagrid, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ooooooh....that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't even... I mean, if his father was a wizard and his mother was a full blooded giantress, imagine the proportion of his penis to her vagina..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was thinking about this the other day. (I don't even know why.) I can't even ask the questions I want to ask because it feels so awkward. JK ROWLING WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. I love Hagrid though. So the creepy, awkward sex is worth it. I guess. I mean. Seeing as I didn't... do it. Ugh. My brain doesn't like this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

at least the MOM was the giantress... think about it the other way around OH MY GOD ouch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

.... o_o *brain bleaches*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I posted something like this earlier and it got like nothing :P. Oh well. But seriously...why would a giantess even want that? And how would he even cum, since there would be a LOT of...space? AGH, someone needs to ask J.K. Rowling about this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should ask Hagrid about it yourself, Dean. ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well the dad could crawl in there, and just jack off till he came on the egg (assuming it is a giant egg). But, why would a wizard want to fuck a giantress anyways?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Perhaps Mr. Hagrid used a powerful engorgement charm on his, erm, magic wand.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn you! You beat me to it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

great (and hopelessly dirty) minds think alike

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rule 34 is going to find this post soon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago