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You cringe at the thought of the "making of" Hagrid, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
ooooooh....that
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't even...
I mean, if his father was a wizard and his mother was a full blooded giantress, imagine the proportion of his penis to her vagina..
by Anonymous13 years ago
I was thinking about this the other day. (I don't even know why.)
I can't even ask the questions I want to ask because it feels so awkward. JK ROWLING WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
I love Hagrid though. So the creepy, awkward sex is worth it. I guess. I mean. Seeing as I didn't... do it.
Ugh. My brain doesn't like this.
by Anonymous13 years ago
at least the MOM was the giantress... think about it the other way around OH MY GOD ouch.
by Anonymous13 years ago
.... o_o *brain bleaches*
by Anonymous13 years ago
I posted something like this earlier and it got like nothing :P. Oh well.
But seriously...why would a giantess even want that? And how would he even cum, since there would be a LOT of...space? AGH, someone needs to ask J.K. Rowling about this.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You should ask Hagrid about it yourself, Dean. ;D
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well the dad could crawl in there, and just jack off till he came on the egg (assuming it is a giant egg). But, why would a wizard want to fuck a giantress anyways?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Perhaps Mr. Hagrid used a powerful engorgement charm on his, erm, magic wand.
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