Guys: You always try to get a quick fapping session in before school, amirite?

-27 Guys: You always try to get a quick fapping session in before school, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

before anything*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FAPPING BEFORE YOU FAP?!?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. I have a pre-fap, actual fap and post-fap. Sometimes there's even mid-fap and fap aftershocks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also, I feel like an American saying "fap" instead of "wank".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I fap two times in the morning. I fap two times at night. I fap two times in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright I fap two times in time of peace, and two in time of war I fap two times before I fap two times, And then I fap twice more.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@Warshon Daddy he once told me "son you be hard fappin' man" and Momma she once told me "son you fap the best you can" but, then one day I met a man who came to me and said "Hard fap good, and hard fap fine, but first take care of fappin"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fap?

by Anonymous 12 years ago