+411 I child-proofed my house, but somehow they still got in, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

try child proofing yo' dick!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd expect Pedobear to post here saying something like, "Why is that a problem?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was thinking the same exact thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Two words: rat poison

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Darn those pesky little kids...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I use Antoine Dodson. He hides them so they can't get in

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ellen Degeneres FTW :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago