Canada is clearly better than the United States, amirite?

dude i'd love to live in canada. it's cold. but that's what i think a lot of americans need: a nice shot of toughness.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you live in Texas, hot weather can be just as tough as cold weather. I even milked a goat in the hot weather of Pakistan :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This man... Has lived.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You sir, are now an honorary dinosaur.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Once, I hit two birds with one stone. Literally. Not proud of it though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

CANADA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AMERICA!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They have top-quality snow and maple syrup, NGL, but they only have winter and construction season, and I like my summer! ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Top-quality snow :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

?? we have summer stupid it goes up to -12 :P jk it goes up tp like 30 degrees sometimes, lots of humidty :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahaha I know. I was just joking. I don't legitimately hate Canada. I thought that seemed pretty obvious :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the first part was playing with the joke, the second for idiots who don't get sarcasm (I have actually run across some on here)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-rides up on polar bear- WHO WANTS SOME MAPLE SYRUP? AYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEY!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Story of my life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

kay well, my snowmobile broke down guys, because it ran into my igloo. And my polar bear has to take a piss to gtg, bye...>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wonder how long it's going to take for these two posts to be on Amiwrong, since most of the posts are contradicting amirite posts right next to each other.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm just jealous of your kinder eggs... Why do they have to be illegal in the U.S.? >.<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you talking about Kinder surprise eggs??? They're illegal in the US? Awwh man I feel sorry for you guys.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im nuteral! :) I love both! They are equally awesome! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Omigod. Canada= the best America= the opposite DUHHH :)))))) GO CANADIANS anyone who says different: say that to my pet polar bear B*TCHES

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well we have polar bears at the zoo...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( = Fairly large group of Americans you disappointed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

large in more than one way haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This large group of Americans just happened to be hanging around near McDonald's ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Especially at hockey ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why can't we just get along?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why do people always 'feel the need' to start shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Justin Beiber. Argument over.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, Snooki. Argument over.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's hard to say when you haven't been to Canada before. I imagine that it's pretty awesome though (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And this proves my post right: http://www.amirite.net/453544

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm torn... I want to say Canada just to mix things up (I'm American), but there are 99 votes down. GAH.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1 America.. Actually like 540. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

duhhh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We tried Canada? Like all of us?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hm.... Canada has Rush, but the states have "America-Fuck Yeah" It's hard to tell which wins

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know what you're talking about, those are model citizens and fine role models for our the world's youth : ). But anyways, the U.S also has a much higher population, so the failure to population ration is lower than Canada's. Plus, none of those people you listed are the most famous Americans, whereas Justin Beiber is clearly the most famous Canadian.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry. I can't hear you over my SUMMER!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

good one.... see the health care joke actually works because one country has universal healthcare and the other doesn't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Heck yeah :P we have free healthcare, lots of gold medals, umm Lights, Hedley, the ability to spell colour, realise and favourite right, umm NOT George Bush, we may have justin beiber but at least we don't have Hannah Montana, and our parliament spends all of its time yelling at each others, but you do have a prime minister whose name rhymes with the word llama, you are pretty cool :P lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Suit untailored ringtone taylor swift, can't tweet upon my Twitter 'cause I haven't done shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago